Exclusive! The Latest Celebrity Sex Tape! La Tartaruga!
OK…I definitely debated what my first post should be. In theory it might set the tone for the entire blog. I stressed about this for a few days, until I came across this video – ok, it’s a bit lowbrow…but sometimes lowbrow works, right?
In today’s celebrity-obsessed culture, having a sex tape can be a one-way ticket to stardom. I don’t need to insult your pop-culture knowledge by reminding you about Pam, Paris, Kim, etc. Even Bruno tried to do the nasty with Ron Paul on camera in an attempt at notoriety.
Now animals are getting in on the action. After a brief chase, this Italian Stallion-turtle proves he knows all the right moves to make his guma happy. Just look at her expression – it’s priceless. My only issue with him is that he’s a bit of a camera hog – the little narcissist is on-camera for about 95% of the video. Come on, share some of the spotlight.
