Retro Video Games Make Me Horny, Baby…
We all know what goes down after Mario saves the Princess (again and again and again…)
Before you whip out your you-know-what, impress your geeky girlfriend by whipping out one of these. Designer Ben Marsh has created these amazing Game Boy condoms – complete with pun-tastic names like “Donkey Shlong” and “Sextris”.
Disclaimer: These don’t actually exist…but a geek can dream, can’t he?
-via Geekologie
ps. Sorry about the outdated “Austin Powers” reference in the title of this post. I should be shot.
