Posts Tagged ‘Nintendo’
Converse has officially teamed up with Nintendo to create the most unbelievable line of Chuck Taylors in the entire Mushroom Kingdom.
The geeks at Waterloo Labs have modded a Nintendo to let players control Mario with their eyes. While it definitely raises the game’s challenge level to the point of total frustration, they look like they’re having a heck of a good time playing (sort of).
Instead of yelling “Stop playing video games, get off that filthy couch, and take a shower!” to the gamer in your life, try leaving one of these realistic game controller soaps next to the sink – he’ll be drawn to it like a moth to a flame.
Oddly enough, most of these soaps have a Mountain Dew scent – seriously. Part of me is slightly disgusted, but on second thought, a lemony-limey-stay-up-all-night-studying-for-a-final scent might be a nice surprise.
If the phrase “Finish Him” means anything to you, you’ll love this paper stop-motion video of ‘Mortal Kombat’ brutal fatality moves. I almost forgot what a tease Sonya was…she blows you a sweet looking kiss which ends up setting you on fire and burning you to a deadly crisp. As if my fellow geeky gamers didn’t have a tough enough time with the ladies.
We all know what goes down after Mario saves the Princess (again and again and again…)
Before you whip out your you-know-what, impress your geeky girlfriend by whipping out one of these. Designer Ben Marsh has created these amazing Game Boy condoms – complete with pun-tastic names like “Donkey Shlong” and “Sextris”.
Disclaimer: These don’t actually exist…but a geek can dream, can’t he?
ps. Sorry about the outdated “Austin Powers” reference in the title of this post. I should be shot.