Things I Think Are Kinda Cool

Thanks to Buzzfeed’s spectacular post, 26 Grannies Who Are Packing Heat, I now know what to get my Grandma for her 90th birthday in just a few short weeks – a semi-automatic rifle so she can kick some ass the next time one of those biddies calls a False Bingo!

My favorite 8 Grannies from Buzzfeed:  (Don’t they all look so incredibly happy!?!)

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Oh, how I long for simpler times…when a 10 year old boy could point his trusty machine gun at a burglar and scare the pants off him (figuratively). Those were the days.

-via Boing Boing

The next time your house is ambushed by ruthless mercenaries, remember this video and fight back with the most brutal weapons Mother Nature ever created – beautiful flowers:

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