Leave it to the Japanese people to make the nuclear crisis ‘cute’…and I say that with the upmost respect. This video was created to help Japanese parents explain the situation to their kids in terms that almost anyone can relate to…poop & farts!
-via Metafilter
Thanks to Buzzfeed’s spectacular post, 26 Grannies Who Are Packing Heat, I now know what to get my Grandma for her 90th birthday in just a few short weeks – a semi-automatic rifle so she can kick some ass the next time one of those biddies calls a False Bingo!
My favorite 8 Grannies from Buzzfeed: (Don’t they all look so incredibly happy!?!)
-via Buzzfeed
No one pays any attention to caterpillars until they transform into flashy butterflies and fly around flaunting their newfound hotness. It’s time we give these slighted slugs some recognition…some of them are amazingly insane looking!
-via Random Good Stuff
I know what you’re thinking: “John, remember a few months ago how obsessed you were with turtles? What happened? Are you over turtles now? What did they ever do to you?”
I’ll admit, it’s been a while since turtles have made an appearance on this blog…but that doesn’t mean I’ve neglected my little reptilian friends. And speaking of little, this might be the world’s tiniest turtle ever. Wow.
-via Unique Daily
Look! It’s a ridiculously small octopus!
You should probably turn down the volume on your computer…the little kids screaming in the background might single-handedly drive up the stock price of contraceptives. (That sounded a bit harsh. I take it back…other peoples’ kids rule!)
-via Unique Daily
My hardcore obsession with turtles has just been thrown for a loop…someone please send me an amazing turtle-related video asap. Otherwise these Costa Rican sloths might become my new animal obsession.
-via Neatorama
There’s something undeniably charming about watching this tortured little turtle chase after a cherry tomato. I challenge you not to smile while watching this little guy:
For something turtle-related, but slightly racier…click here (cue the ‘bom chicka wah wah’ music)…
And if that didn’t improve your mood, how ’bout this guy, officially the coolest turtle on the planet…
(via Unique Daily)
Unrelated/Irrelevant Personal Note Re: The Title Of This Post => I lost the Klem South Elementary School Spelling Bee to Tina Tyan by spelling guarantee wrong. I will never, I repeat NEVER, make that mistake again.
It’s been a while since I’ve done a gratuitous-cute-animal-post. First, there was the scandalous sex tape involving two naughty turtles. Then, who could forget those fun-loving party animals, the Alcoholic Vervet Monkeys. Now, it’s time to meet…Animals With Lightsabers! Yup, there a site for that. These are some of my favorites:
-via Presurfer
