Things I Think Are Kinda Cool

We all know what goes down after Mario saves the Princess (again and again and again…)

Before you whip out your you-know-what, impress your geeky girlfriend by whipping out one of these.  Designer Ben Marsh has created these amazing Game Boy condoms – complete with pun-tastic names like “Donkey Shlong” and “Sextris”.

Disclaimer:  These don’t actually exist…but a geek can dream, can’t he?

-via Geekologie

ps.  Sorry about the outdated “Austin Powers” reference in the title of this post.  I should be shot.